Collateral Damage
 

 


HOW DO YOU FUCKING CRUNCH SEEDLESS GRAPES. LIKE IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.


 

 



floralmarsupial:

floralmarsupial:

FINALLY figured out how to make pattern in photoshop for wallpaper, I’m closer now to becoming the most garish fan blogger

Nighttime reblog cause I’m still super proud of this


captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together



allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive


+want +ref
School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

life-is-a-state-0f-mind:

When artists say they suck at arting



star-loser:

crapherlululemons:

harrietvane:

Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.


nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.


■ Period Troubles

my-m8sprit-is-a-dork:

gangsterapparel:

Period: you want cookies
Period: you want to fuck
Period: you want to fuck while eating cookies
Period: lets be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: kill them
Period: kill them too
Period: kill them and eat their cookies
Period: shhhh it’s okay you’ll feel better soon
Period: no you wont fuck you
Period: whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

Truth



realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe



littlesketchy:

samofbob:

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just

yes…yes i do


megalotis:

wow, kid, what a story.

megalotis:

wow, kid, what a story.


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